This is the prime rib incident all over again
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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