Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Randomize
