its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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