try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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