I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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