I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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