I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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