i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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