Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I intend to get homeless drunk
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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