Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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