...so i touched it.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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