I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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