that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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