Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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