can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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