You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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