his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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