Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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