im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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