Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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