worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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