So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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