Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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