will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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