Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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