I'd wear matching sweaters with you
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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