u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
