I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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