and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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