Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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