And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She said her name was "party"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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