that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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