Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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