her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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