i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
where does the pee come out of this thing
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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