who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It's just like the Real World with babies
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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