quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I can't put those talents on a resume
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
All the doctor said was why
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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