'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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