i just wanna soil my oats bro
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
This is my gift to your gina
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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