All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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