omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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