We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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