I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
A+ Viking dick
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
