oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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