i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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