i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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