It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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