And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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