Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
