That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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