what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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