Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
