I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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